Jokes Collection

Funny sms
1. Tum kaha ho
Mara Dill ha jaha par
ohaha mara sarir nahi ha
Par mara sarir ha jaha par
ohaha tum nahi ho.

2. Presentence of love

Aap ke mahabubu/mahabuba app ko kitna payer kata ha?
Janna chahata ho?
To phir inma sa koi ek select karen. A, B, S, N, E, F, T, Y, R, K. Reply fast i m waiting.
A...90%:>
B...100%:
S...80%
N...60%
E...50%
F...75%
T...05%
Y..0%
R...25% (mehnat karo
K...98%.

3. Ku Ku ki mis call

Ku Ku ki mis call ka intezar 11 hazar ladki’o ke mobile kar rhe hai
Magr 1 bat samajh lo Ku Ku ki mis call ana mushkil hi nai namumkin ha
Kyon k
Ku Ku k pas balance he nai hai



4. Agar Chaha ta ho.
Keya tum soft banna chahata ho?
Keya tum cool banna chahata ho?
To fir ..
Jayada sa jayada pani pio
Kiu ke 1pani he ha itna soft & coll ha jo
Har kisi ma Adjust hota ha.

5. Daily Life

Ek bimar admi Nind me se uthkar
doctor se bola-"Kam ho gaya Doctor sahab!
Maine khudkushi karne ke lie Indian gate se kuda tha,
Par abhi tak mai jinda hun!"
Doctor Sahab bole"Beshak aap mare nahi jinda hai.
Par jis aadami par aap gire tha, wah usi vakt gugar gaya.

6.

Gareeb admi: Doctor sab mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga

Dr: kya kaam karte ho?

gareeb admi: qabar khodta ho.

Good Morning:

7.
GOOD morninGGGG
GOOD morninGGGG mumbai,

Bhai log ko SALAAM,
Bzurgo ko ADAB
Dosto ko HYE,
Boys ko HELLO,
Girls ko PYAR,
Aur khas dosto ko jaise k aap,

Jadu ki jhapi with a solid PAPPI:-*

8.
Lamhon Ka Hisaab na rakho

Tum Lamhon Ka Hisaab Rakhte Ho,

Zindagi Ki Haseen Kitaab Rakhte Ho,

Fursat Milay To likhna Kbhi,

Kya Mujhey "Dil Se" Yaad Rakhte Ho.
9.
Ful Baharo sa dur he,
lakin khubsa nahi Chad din sa dur ha chadni sa nahi to mujce
dur he lakin mara dil sa nahi kui ke tum mara dost hoo.

10.
Moburak ho appko
Hawoa ke sath ha
Subha ke kushbu
Sagar ke sath ha
Suraj ka kiran
Mobarak ho app ko
Ak navi suruat
Moburak ho app ko nai subha

11.
Milna
Jo asni sa se mila wo ha gum
Jo muskil sa mila wo ha paisa
Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai payer
Jo naseb walo ko mila wo hai thm jasa para dost ka SMS


12.
Dost:
Ak ha asman ka tara dusre hai sanaundar ka kinara bewafa hai jamana sara.
Naseb hogi accha hamara jab dost milega tum jaisa pyara

13.
Friend:
Far or near
You dear
New or old
You are gold
My best friend stay toll end.

14.
Tum
Who dosti hi keya jisma dwria na ho who apnapar hi kya jisma juelayee na ho who dil hi kya jisma gum na ho or who hum hi kya jesma tum na ho.
15
Andari sarak sunsan kabarstan soni habily kala asman rat hogia so ja soitan
Goodnight




16.
Utho dekho kya nazara hai
Subha ki kiran boli: Utho dekho kya dhup hai
Maine kaha: jara Ruko sms to kar lon us dost ko jo subha se bhi pyara hai.
Good morning.
17.
Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah
Phoolon ne amrit ka gaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se pronam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-dil se humne ye paigam bheja hai
Good Morning
18.
Suraj ki kiran
Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jagay nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
Good Morning
19.
Ek pyara sa msg apne dost ke naam
Na khuda na bhagwaan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Dosti hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
“Good morning”
20.
Twinkle twinkle lazy star
Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna tu soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ja jaldi pele chai,
iski bad call me and say hi…

21.
Meri har saans yaari nibhahagi
Judai aapki rulate rahengi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har saans yaari nibhati rahengi
Good Morning!

22.
Ak payara sa sms dost ki nam
“ Na mandir,
Na bhagwan,
Na puja,
Na snan,
Subah hote hi hamara pehla kaam..
Ek pyara sa sms aapke naam! :-)
Goodmorning



23.
Zindg ki tamanna
“ Kuch to atee hain jannat ki tamanna lekar,
Kuch tamannayein jeena sikha deti hain,
Hum kis tamanna ke sahare lake jiyein,
Ye zindgi roz ek tamanna rukh deti hai.. ”
24.
Reri yaad
“ Teri har subah chamakti rahe,
Teri har shaam gungunati rahe,
Tu jise bhi mile is tarah se mile,
Ki har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.. hameeesa

25.
Jo chahe o karo
Chahe ghussa karo,
Chahe galiyan do,
chahe sir pito,
Chahe call koro,
chahe mobile toro

Hum tu isi time GOOD night kahenge



Funny jokes
26.
subah sham teri yaad aati hai,
soya soya raat jagati hai,
karne ko to kar loon phone tujhe
par ek ladki hai jo balance kam batati hai

27.
Bindas sone ka
Bindas sone ka,
khowab bo ma nahi jane ka
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night.\
28.
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum
Sote hue apko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Gud Night!

Romantic sms
29.
dosti ka khatra
Bimari se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
putla se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.
30.
Dosti Ka Pehala Pegam Aap Ke Naam,
Zindagi Ki Akhari Sham Aap Ke Naam.
Iss Safar Main Humsafar Hain Hum
or
Is Dosti Ko Nibhana Hain Aap Ka Kaam.

40.
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai



Doctor Jokes
41. Daily Life:
Kaya hai a daily life jara dekha jai--
husband: "Mujhay Janwaron k Doctor k paas lay chalo"
Wife: "kon hai wo?"
husband: "Roz Subah Murghay ki tarah uthta hoon;
Ghoray ki tarah bhaag k Office jata hoon;
Gadhay ki tarah kaam karta hoon;
Ghar a ke sab par Kuttay ki tarah bhonkta hoon;
Aur Raat ko Bhains k sath so jata hoon..

41.
Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari hai

Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?

Mareez: Konsi bemari. . .
Then Doctor give a prescription to the patient
Kus samay bad----
Mareez : doctor sab a dawai to kahin se nahi mil rahi

Doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:-

42.
Patient Doctor ko bola --> Doctor Sahab Mujhe Dur Ka Nazar Nahi ata hai..

Doctor na kaha-- > Wo Asmaan Par Kia Hai?

Mareez --> wo Suraj hai

Doctor > Aabay andhay is s e duur kia khudha ko dekhaga keya..!

Marriage:
43.
LIFELONG PAYMENT

Beta papa ko pucha=== papa sadi kana ma kitna kharch hota hai
Papa na bola === mujee pata nahi hay beta !
May abibhi uska lia pay karta hoo .

44.
Marr jaongi...
Wifei: Ma bachunga nahi Marr jaongi...
Husband : Mein bhi Marr jaon ga!

Wife : Mein to Bimaar hoon isleya marr jaungi tum kyon maro gaey ?

Husband : Mein itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar sakta !

45.
Pyar b ajab shay he

Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat
Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas
Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat
Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz
&
Wife se payar hota hai to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H hain

46.
kya larki thi...
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.

Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi?

Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main
tha.
Santa Banta:
47. A billi

Santa banta Se Puchha Ki-Tum agli Janam Me Kya Ban’na chaho gi?

banta-” A Billi”
Why?

Because Meri Wife Sirf billi Se Hi Darti Hai

48.

Izzat Kam Ho jata Hai
Santa: Yaar Tumne college Ana Q Chhor Diya?

Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
papa Kehta hai Ke
ak Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

49.
• A to hona hi tha
Santa:
Yaar sunna hai ke teri Bibi ghar chor ka bhag gai?
or tuna ak larki ko sadi karli----
Isa ab Tera kya kehna hy?
.
.
Banta:
Bas yaar kya kaho
“A to hona hi tha ”

50.
Santa:
Yaar yahoo pr ja k Dr. Sazedur sms jokes search krna
.
Banta:
Yaar yahoo pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?
Ur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k
yahoo pr kon se number train jati hy?


Doctor:
51.

Agar Doctor na film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga-
Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pregnant banaya apna
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.

52.
Hawa laat
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
.
.

2 Friend said: Kyu k jail me khane ma sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy----- haahaahaa

53.
Pagal kuch vi kar sakta hai
husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ?

Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai
54.
Distrub karna ki lia mafi chahati hu
Keya tum muja thumara ak photo vej sacogi
Its very urgent
Kuki we are playing card
R mana mari joker kho chuki hu
55.
Hi jaan
May tumha bahat miss karta hu jaan
I love u jaan
Keya tum muza miss karti ho jaan
Ok jaan don,t be excited
It is short for jaanower
Haahaahaa-----




# Friend ship message:
1. Jo asani se mila, wo hai gum.
Jo muskil se mila wo hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mila,wo hai pyar.
Jo naseb walo ki mila wo hai tum,
Jasa para dost ka sms.

2. Ek hai asman ka tara,
Dusre hai samundar ka kinara,
Bewafa hai jamana sara,
Naseb hogi accha hamara,
Jab dost milega tum jaisa pyara.

3. Who dosti hi kya jisma durian a ha,
Who apnapan hi kya jisma jueiegee na ho,
Who dil hi kya jisma gum na ho, or
Who hum hi kya jisma tum na ho.?

4. Kal ho na ho, aaj to hai…
Aaj ho na ho, yeh pal to hai…
Yea pal to na ho hum to hai…
Hum ho na ho …humari dosti to hai…

5. Vagban ne pucha kidhar jana hai,
Bargo ya narak?
Maina bola narak.
Kia ki apon janta hai
Tumbala dostlog udhari milogi.


6. Apna dosti ki gari kuch aise ehal pari..
Jaise koi bajaj discover,
Isma na ho koi break..
Speed itne ho ke,
Na kar sake koi overtake.

7. Baba ne davdas ko kaha daru ko char do,
Ma na davdas ko kaha paru ko chor do,
Apko kissne kaha hamko sms karna char do.



# love sms:


8. Khabo may ana sms ki tara,
Dil may rehena ringtone ki tara,
Hamara payar cam na hogi balance ki tara,
Bus tum busy math rehena network ki tara.

9. Ek pathar kafi hai shisha torn eke liya,
Ek batt kafi hai dill tarne ki liya.
Ek lamha kafi hai peyar korna ka liya, or
Ek tum hi kafi ho zindge yin eke liya.

10. Bakhudi ka jindagi ham jia na hi karta,
Jan dusro sa sin kar ham pear nahi korta,
Unko muhabat ha to a-kar iyhar kara!
Pisa ham vi kisika kia na korta.

11. Duria bohat hai par itna samaj lo
pas rehakar bhi kuch rista Pas nahi hota ,
Twn hamare dilke itna pas ho k kabe duria mehsas nahi hota…!!!

12. Vul korka agar humsa koye vul huea ho to
Vul samaj kar vula dana.
Lakin vulana sirf vul ko galati sa
Vi hamara na vula dana.

13. Jaha dosti waha pair
Jaha pair waha mohabbbat
jaha isqk jaha waha juadia
jaha judai waha dard
jaha dard waha ha pair.

14. Na zaban se,na nigahon se,na rango se,nag greeting se,
Na gift se tumhari dill jitna chahati hu.
tumahari galo ma jo tol ha ma uspay fida hogaya ho.


15. Dosti ak apsana hai, vul gia to sapna hai,
Or yead kia to apna hai,I think youforgate you.
Dobata ho sakti hai sanam tera inker ki.
Yeadunia se tu darti hai yea kadar nahi mary pyar ki.

16. Dil jo tutaga to fariyad korogi tumbhi.
Hum na honga to humaray yead korogi tumbhi.
Kuchbi kaha ra koi kuchbhi kaha tera bina hum kisay ra,
Ub tu hi bata dard judaye kysa saha.
Aakay to dekh tare judaye na kya hal kardia o
O mara sathiya tuna yea kya kya.

17. Pehli nazar main kaisa jadu kar diya
Tera maan betha hain mera jiya.
Jane kye hoga, kya hoga kya pata,
Es pal ko milke aah j le jara.
Main hoon yeha,to hainyeha,
Meri baho main aah bhool ja,
o.. jaane ja do no jahan meri bhool ja a..a.


18. Na to majbury ha,na to lachary ha.
Babafaye tara paydaese bimary ha.

19. Fol baharoce durhe,laken khusboce durhe,
Chadnice nehi. Chad dince durhe chadnicenehi.
To mujce durhe, lekin mere dilce nehi,
Kuki ur my friend..

20. A jib hai ye zindagi ke raste,
Anjanmor par lok dosti karte hai,
Milne ki khusi de ya na de gam
Jarur de jate hai…

21. May jis din bhuladu tera pyar dil sa,
Who din akhri ho mera zindagi ka.
Yea akhay ushi din ho jaya
Andhy jot era siba dekha sapna kisika.


22. Dosti ki phul har mosam me khile hai.
Dosti ki badal har mosam me barasat hai.
Humsms veje or na veje
par yad apko roj karte hai.



23. Jab kavi bin manga ap per khushio ki barasat ho,
Jab kavi ap ka dil anjani khushi se betab ho-
to samaj lena koi apko dua mai yead kar raha hai..


24. Fulo ki har kali khushbo de apko….
Suraj ki har kiran roshni de apko…
Hum to kuch dene k qabil nahi…
Denewala har khusi de apko.

25. Kash ham v eek SMS hota.
Ek click par hi up k pass hota.
Mana k up hama delete kardata
Par kuch pal to up k pass rahata…


26. Tujhko dakhanga sitara to sia manganga, or
Paisa tara julfo sa ghata manganga
sa dupatta na sarakna dana,
jawani ka dua manganga imansa.

27. Ja SMS ja, mera sweet jadu ki pas ja,
Dherase jana shor mat machana busy ho to kuch mat kehna,
Free hoto miss u kehna..

28. Yer,Ea dunia wala bora jalim ha,
Kisina mary jahako somoiz naki kosis nahi ki.
Har pal mey akalapan mahasus ki,
Kia muza sopna dacnaki koy hak nahi?
Agar kisisa pear ho jay to izhar kasa karu
Ea khoas rakna nahi chahia?
Akhir gumko mari nosib suzu?
Khusto baao year..!!!


29. Ful ki soruwat kali se hoto hai,
Zindegi ki soruwat jaan se hota hai,
Payer ki soruwat dosti se hota hai or
Dosti ki soruwat apse hota hai……….


30. Hum nazaro se dur hai akho se nehi,
Hum hai khayalo se nahi,
Hum dill se dur hai dharkan se nahi,
Hum apsa dur hai apki yado se nahi……..


# wish#
31. Chand se roshna ho ROMAZAN,
Tumahari ibadat se bharajaye ROZA,
Tumahari har Namaaz ho kobul,
Tumse yehi hai Allah se Dua hamari..
How are you “EID MUBARAK?”

32. Gul ko gulshan Mubarak,
Shayerko shayare Mubarak,
Chand ko chandi Mubarak,
Mehbooba ko ashik Mubarak,
Or hamari taraf sapko (EID) Mubarak.


33. Asany cha jo milta ha o ha gam.
Muskil cha jo milta ha o ha paisa.
Kisy kisy ko jo mila o ha pyar.
Nosibbaly/kis matbalwy ko jo mila o ha mara sms,
“Happy marriage” day, to both you..




#Joke SMS
34. Andheri sarak. Sansaan kabristaan.
Soni haveli, kala Asmaan,
Raat ho gayee, So-ja Shaitan /!\ good night.


35. Jab tum hasti ho asia lagta hai
Insane kavi Bandar tha,
Is bat sunka guss a karti ho tab lagta ha
Insane abivi Bandar hai.



36. Banda na khuda ko bola- a khuda tuna risfat li ur mitti churaye
Ur nahi to keya larki ki kamar itne patli kiu banaye
Khuda na banda ko kaha - nahi mana risfat li or nahi mitti churie
Larki ki bachi hui mitti mana uchki sina pa lagaye.


romantic sms


Fool Khubsoorat Hai
1. Kisi Ne Poocha :
Fool
Khubsoorat Hai
Ya Woh ?
Main ne Kaha : Ye to Main Nahi Janta
Haan !
Magar Jab Usey Dekhta Hoon
To Fool ko Bhool Jata Hoon aur Jab Fool ko Dekhta Hoon to uski Yaad Aati Hai.
2. Agar ruk jaye meri mu ki Jawan…
Agär Rùk Jåyé Mèrì “mu ki jawan” Tù Issè Boba Nà Sämjhnä.
Kiun Ki Main Brush Karne Laga Hoon…
Pyar ki kitab k kuch panne hote hain,
Pyar ki kitab k kuch panne hote hain,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain,
Pyar se sanwar jati hai zindagi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hain.
3. Jindagi ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai
Jindagi ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai
Nigaahon ko teri talaash rehti hai

Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin
Tere baghair tabiyat udaas rehti hai


4. Khushi se Pyar ko aabad karna…
Khushi se Pyar ko aabad karna…
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni guzarish hai k humain bhi
Din mai ek baar YAAD karna…
5. Mujhe mange khuda se apne Jindagi ke liye,
Kuch Yaad mera bhi to ho yaadon ke liye,
Mujhe mange khuda se apne Jindagi ke liye,
Mere aanso meri palkon se churane ke liye,
Bas wohi ho mujhe seene se lagane ke liye.
6. Chandni pyar ke khushi ke liye
Dar hai mujhe kahi kho na jaun main ke mujhe apni bahoon me aane de,
Mila de meri jaan ko mujse jo raste mujhe un rahoon mein aane de,
Bardash nahi hota ae sanam mujhse yeh doori ka ghum,
Chandni pyar ke khushi ke liye hi sahi par mujhe apni bahon mein aane de.
7. Yadoon ke bandi khane mein…
Yaadon ke bandi khane mein
Bas ab tu jine ka aik hi silsila hai jana!
Tumhari sochon mein dube rehna
Tumhare khwabon mein khoye rehna
Kisi terha tum ko dekhne ki sebeel karna
Tumhare kooche tak ane ka
koi bahana karna.
Har aate jate se khriyat ki naveed lena
Hawaon aur chand aur
Parindon pe rashk karna.
Mera ji ahwaal poochna hai
Tu yeh hai jana!
Ke jane kab se….
Judai ke bandi khane mein
Baraf ki seel pe tanha
Hararat-e-zindagi se kuch
Rabbt dhoondti hoon
Badan ko apne..
Tumhare hatoon se chuo rahi hoon!


8. Badalna nasha hai tumko mausam ki tarah
Badalna nasha hai tumko mausam ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezar karte hain
Na tum sameet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
9. koi mil nahi jati hain kahani bankar
Koi mil nahi jati hain kahani bankar
Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar
Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon main

Kyun nikal jatey hain woh pani bankar!!
10. Usko dekha Bhi To nazar hat na Aaya
Usko dekha Bhi To nazar hat na Aaya
Kat Gayi Umer,Humein Pyar Na Karna Aaya
Usne Manga Bhi to humse Judai Mangi
Aur Ek Hum Thay K Inkaar Na Karna Aaya
11. Koi na melay to jindagi se gila nahi kerty!
Koi na melay to Jindagi se gila nahi kerty!
akSer log mil ker bhi mila nhi kerty!
har shaakh par bahaar aati hy Zaror!
par har shaakh par phool khila nhi kerty
12. Nazar main shabdon ki ahmiyat nahi hoti,
Nazar main shabdon ki ahmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil k jazbat ki awaz nahi hoti,
Ankhen biyan kar daiti hain dil ki dastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaj nahi hoti!


13. Dekha Hum Kitney “Dil Wailay” Hain
Iss Dil Mein Yaadon K Mailay Hain,
“Tum Bin” Bohat Hum Akailay Hain,
Sab Kuchh Chhod Chhad K Kar Rahay Hain Tum Ko “SMS”,
Dekha Hum Kitnay “Dil Wailey” Hain.

14. Hum Se Kam Na Mile
Yaadon Ki Raho Main Kabhi Akelapan Na Mile,
Aai Dost Zindagi Main Tumhe Kabhi Gum Na Mile,
Dua Karte Hain Hum Khuda Se,
Tuhme Jo Bhi Dost Mile Hum Se Kam Na Mile.




15. Tomal Ki Nam
uss pyar ko pyar kehte hain
jiss main chahat or pagalpan rehte hain
hazaroon dukh per jayen phir bhir
khushi khushi esay sehte hain....
16. Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Yaadon mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!


17. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na mujhe nahi bhol pao ge
Meri ankho se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Mujhe mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Mujhe.

18. Yaadon ki parchayee
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tumhare hi cehra
Tum abhi tak meri hi baat se hai anjaan tum ho deewani ki tara
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

19. khwabo ki khyalo me
Na chaho Mujhe to itna tomhare pe chahat hai aapki majburi ban
jaye, meri khwabo ki khyalo me.
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye

20. bhoolaye nahi jaate
Sabhi log mein pyar nazar nahi aate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...


21. Debdas ne Paru ko kaha
Debdas ne Paru ko kaha ...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...


22. Humko bhool jayoge kaise
Humko bhool jayoge kaise,
Dil se humko judai korogi kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise


23. Khuda aapko har khushi de
Jab joban me aapki jorurat aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

24. Gujarish Karo
Gujarish Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!

25. Khamoshia
Jub Khamoshia aati hai meri juba pe
Tab tumhari yaad meri dil me chaa jati Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai

26. Khud Ki Khabar
Mujhko meri Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

27. bas ek chahat
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ek chahat ki,
paas hote to waqt hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har dukh ki...

28. bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko Aapna karne ki,
Pyar to khud bi khud mil jayegi,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.


29. Yaadon ki judai
Yaadon ki judai mujhe bekarar karte hain,
Haalat hi kuch aisa hai mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.


30. Ajeeb si chahat
Ajeeb si chahat hai aap me
Jo hum e pal var k liye tumhare yaad satate hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.


31. Badalna nasha hai tumko mausam ki tarah
Badalna nasha hai tumko mausam ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezar karte hain
Na tum sameet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

32. zindagi kitni khubsoorat
Pyar aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hoti hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

33. Kal ho na ho
Kal ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega,
chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..

34. Teri har khushi
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se alag na ho..

Teri har khushi haqiqat ko manzoor ho..

Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..

Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..

35. Hontho ne jo loves nahi keh
sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

36. Tum bin kya jindagi hai
Dharkan adhura hai
Jindagi bekarar hai
Tum bin kya jindagi hai!
37. Kal ho na ho
Kal ho na ho
Aaj toh ho
Jo bhi dilo me hai
Usse to mitane do.

38. Jisse me jaan se jaada Pyar karta hoon.
Biswas karo mujhe, tum jaise koi nahi
Tum Dharkane ki tarah
Meri sanson me samah ho
Jisse me jaan se jaada Pyar karta hoon.
Woh ho tum.

39. Meri dharkan kehti hai
Meri dharkan kehti hai tum meri jaan
Meri ankhe kehti hai tum meri jahan,
Meri maan kehti hai tum mujhe sochti ho
Lekin tum kiun chup ho.
40. Jab pehli bar tumhe dekha
Jab pehli bar tumhe dekha, tab meri dil ko tumhe touch kia
Jab dobara tumko dekha to mere dil ghabra gayi
Jab 3rd time meine tumko dekha meine pyar karne dur kiya
Lekin jab pyar kiya to tumhe khone ko dard aaya.
41. Tum gulap se jada khub sundar ho
main jab ek gulap ko dekha,
tab meine tumko dekhe ,
maine tum ko dekhte raha kiun,
Tum gulap se jada khub sundar ho.
42. “Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”
Mere liye meri Manzil ho Tum,
Bekarar ki dawai ho tum,
Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,
Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,
Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,
Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,
Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.

43. Khareed skta hoon
Phoolo ko main khareed skta hoon
zulf-e-berhem khareed skta hoon
tu jo ger apna bna le much ko
tera her gham khreed skta hoon.

44. Jab tere sans meri sanso se jur jayegi
Jab tere sans meri sanso se jur jayegi
Teri Muskorahat sab ke liy, lekin hot sir mujh se liye,
Tumari Pyar sab ke liye lekin Tumhare hansin dil sirf mere liye,
Sab tumpe fidah hai lekin tum mere liye fidah ho.

45. TERE YAAD
Chandni raat me our bhi ayegi tumhari dard vari yaad
Accha hogi jo faraz so jana sham se pehle.

46. Mujh ko MARI Dilwale bulata hai koi
Deeiray dheeray mere sanso me sama jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MARI Dilwale bulata hai koi
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi………
47. Pyar main patthar bhi vigal jati ha mom ki tarah
pyar main patthar bhi vigal jati ha mom ki tarah
Tumhari pyar main meri jindagi ki tarah.
Jo tum na mile to me duniya chor chala.

48. purani yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..
Mousom baldalta hai to bolke badalta hai,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,
Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

49. Wo pyar meri jaan bana rehta hy
Wo Pyar meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,
Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy…

50. Pyar ki barsaat liye
Pyar ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz