Jokes Collection

1.
Ek admi bohot bemar tha,uske paribar ke log doctor ke pas le gaya
Doctor: e to mar gaya…..
Patient: bahar ho kar, uski paribar se bola, doctor ne keya bola?
Paribar: chup karo tum to mar gaya, tumhare dafnake ata hu.
2.
Doctor ki vul report me ek husband uski wife se kaha
Bola tha na tum upar raho aur mein niche rahu to tum pregnant nahi hota.
3.
Ek doctor ke pas gaya Rohan aur dekha 4 dollar ke binimoye baccha valo hota hay.
Rohan: wo keyse?
Doctor: tumhare bibi ko rakh jao aur 4 dollar de jao 4 din ke lie, guarantee hai tumhara
Baccha kala nahi hoga.

4.
Doctor aur ek log dono dusro ko dekh kar has raha hai. Ye dekh kar ek log ask kia keya hua?
Doctor: are vai, ye bekub log uski bibi ko le aya mere pas, kiss tara woh sex karega
Ye janne ke lie. Maine practically dekha dia.
Aadmi:are vai is bekub doctor ki pas meine gaya tha maine mere pappu ki bibi se
Sex karne ko koi jaga nahi paya tha is lie.

5.
Doctor ane se pehle rogi mar gaye”-iske English keya hay?
Very simple- “Innlillahi wa innalillhir rajiun”.

6.
Nurse: aur rogi de kar keya karega? Operation kar ke to sushtho admi ko osushtho kar deta hai aap.
Doctor: iss problem solve karne ke lieehi to aur rogi jarurat hai practice karne ke liee!!!

7.
Admi:main eek problem le kar problem par hai,keyaa aap bolna paroge wo problem keyaa hai?
Doctor:tumhara problem hai ki ye koi problem nahi hai.

8.
Bibi:meri pati mujhko khub jalati hai.
Doctor: usko tin file gum ki tablet khate dena.
Bibi: toh wo to mar jayega?
Doctor:toh uski valo ghum hoga aur aap vi chainse nind parna,magar bichane par nahi kabar par.

9.
Admi:maine bohut dinse cigarette chodne ke liee kosis karta raha hum agar nahi parta hu.
Doctor:jaldi petrol pump par koi job le lijie ga.

10.
Doctor:bolo apki husband ki keya problem hai?
Bibi:wo khub durbal hai.
Doctor:usko besi besi karke dud khawan.
Bibi:maine to dudh khane ke lyee magar wo to tipta hai.