Jokes Collection

1.
Jab tum koila leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai jab tum koila leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haiarey thora deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.

2.
Jab raat namta hai,dekho akash par. Yedi tum ek tare ho, ye nahi sochna kiun ho tum, just ek wish karo. Biswas karo ye sach hoga,coz ye kuch nahi & meine tumko paya.
3.Jab God jannat ki janala khulega aur mujhko puchega: tumhara keya icca hai aaj?Meine bolungi: Pls mere special care dena jo ye sms par rahi hai.
4.Mil gaya Mil gaya Mil gaya, y! aj mujhe mil gaya, Bah aj to mill hi gaya……..
Mera sms perhne wala bewakuf mill gaya
5.
ladka: Maine Pappu ki tarah Rich nahi hu,mere koi bara car nahi hai Pappu ki tarah, magar meine tumko payar karti hu.
Ladki:maine vi tumko payar karti hu, magar tum Pappu ki bare me bolo.
6.
Maine ek jeep drive kar raha hu,so koi koi nahi ye kahega meine BMW drive nahi karna parunga. Maine BMW par nahi raha hu,ha ha ha! BMW samassa karti hai.
7.
Wo pal jab tumko first dekha tha, tum mere dil ko jaga dya tha, jab dusri bar tumko dekha tab little flames hua aur aab tum mere dilko jala rahe ho.
8.
Ek Doctor ne payar me duba hua tha ek nurse par magar kehna nahi pa raha hai,ek din wok aha nurse se- “Maine tumko payar karti hu sister...”.
9.Hasti mit gayi ashiqana banane mein,Umar beet gayi gam batane mein,
Ek hi pal mein door na ho jana,Hamein toh umar lag jayegi aap jaisa dost paane me. …
10.
Tuta hai dil par tuti nahi hai saas,Num hai palke magar phir vi chal rahi hai saans,Chahe ho jitne vi gum par ye dil nahi hai nirash,Aur khushi ke pal lautenge dil ko hai pura vishwas. …
11.
Ati hai yaad to jara kho jate hai,Ansoon ankhon mein utar aye to zara rojate hai,Nind to nahi ati hai ankhon mein lekin,Ap khawbon mein aoge yehi soch ke so jate hai. …

12.
Shayari adat hai meri main kya karu,
Ye jarurat hai meri main kya karo,
Lakh samjhata hu dil ko par samajhta nahi,
Ye ibadat hai meri, main kya karu. …
13.
Kya hu main aur kya samajhte hai,
Sab raaz nahi hote batane wale,
Kavi tanhaio me aakar dekhna,
Kaise rote hai sabko hasane wale. …
14.
Ye dil aapko bhula nahi sakta,
Aisa kyo hai bata nahi sakta,
Muskil to ye hai ki apko yakin nahi,
Aur maine dil chir ke dikha nahi sakta. …