Jokes Collection

Saadi karne ki baad aur saadi karne ki aage…
1.
:tumhare baat kokil ki tarah hai.
:dhat,kan ki kach me ghanor ghanor nahi karna
2.
:biswas karo, meine tumko bina nahi reh parunga.
:har baat me tum tumhari bap ki baari jane ke baat nahi karna, jao na tumko koun rokha hai?
3.
: tumko liee maine hajar saal bachna parunga.
: uff, tumhare sansar mein mere jiban ekbare biss ho gaya.

Aapko dhund raha hai…
4.
:future ki baat soch kar ek moment par aap crore paysa kharcha kar sakti hai.
: Aapko dhund raha hai Political dall ne(Aapko election par khare karne ke liee).
5.
:onle ek abul biri ke liee aap ek aadmi ki hatma kar sakti hai.
: Aapko dhund raha hai RAB(dunia ki narak dekhne ke liee).
6.
:aapki do haat mein kharach karna paroge?
: Aapko dhund raha hai ladkione.
7.
:keyaa aap ek palak par jo vi opokarm karna parte hai?
: Aapko dhund raha hai Police force.
8.
:protisruti de karvi aap aapki elaka nahi gaya tha.
: Aapko dhund raha hai aapki asan par logone.
9.
:Bank ki paysa aapni paysa soch kar loan porisodh nahi karte?
: Aapko dhund raha hai Primeminister.